how to impress a woman or man or the opposite sex

how to impress a woman:

	compliment her,
	cuddle her,
	kiss her,
	caress her,
	love her,
	stroke her,
	tease her,
	comfort her,
	protect her,
	hug her,
	hold her,
	spend money on her,
	wine & dine her,
	buy things for her,
	listen to her,
	care for her,
	stand by her,
	support her,
	go to the ends of the earth for her....

how to impress a man:

	show up naked.
	bring beer.