How to impress a woman or man or the opposite sex

How to Impress the Opposite Sex

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

	Compliment her,
	cuddle her,
	kiss her,
	caress her,
	love her,
	stroke her,
	tease her,
	comfort her,
	protect her,
	hug her,
	hold her,
	spend money on her,
	wine & dine her,
	buy things for her,
	listen to her,
	care for her,
	stand by her,
	support her,
	go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

	Show up naked.
	Bring beer.

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