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Have You heard of MENSA, the group for geniuses with IQ's of 140 and above?
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1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?   Yes No 

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?  

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? 

4. How many outs are there in an inning? 

5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?   Yes No

6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 

7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 

8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half an hour.
How many minutes would the pills last? 

9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? 

10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?  

11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh? 

12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? 

13. A plane crashes on the Canadian - US border.
In which country do you bury the survivors? 

14. What is the least amount of coins it takes to make 55 cents if one of the coins is a quarter?

 

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bulletGive yourself one (1) point for each correct answer.....

Is there a fourth of July in England?
Yes, it comes after the third of July!

How many birthdays does the average man have?
1 Just one!

Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
12, all of them!

How many outs are there in an inning?
6, three per side!

Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
No - because he is dead!

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70, (30 divided by 1/2 equals 60!)

If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
2, you took them, remember?

A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.
How many minutes would the pills last?

90. First pill will last 30 minutes, followed by the second pill,
which will last for another thirty minutes
, followed by the third pill which
will still last for another 30 minutes before the pill wears off.

A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
9 (If 8 out of 17 die, all but 9 die, eh?)

How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
zero ... it wasn't Moses ... it was Noah

A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?
meat, a butcher weighs meat!

How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12. There are 12 -2cent stamps in a dozen!

A plane crashes on the Canadian - US border. In which country do you bury the survivors?
Neither.  The survivors would probably rather wait until they die to be buried

What is the least amount of coins it takes to make 55 cents if one of the coins is a quarter?
3 coins. One is a quarter, the other is a quarter, and the last is a nickel.

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1-3 Idiot
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