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hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and
we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!!! |
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(motion for girl to come here with one
finger), "if i can make you come with this finger, imagine what i could do with all
five!" |
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nice shoes, wanna fuck? |
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if i told you that you had a nice body,
would you hold it against me? |
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fuck me if i'm wrong...but haven't we met
before? |
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do you sleep on your stomach? can i? |
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i wanna use your thighs as earmuffs. |
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are those real? |
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i may not be fred flintstone but i sure
can make your bed rock. |
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(offer guy/girl a screw) wanna screw? |
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ya know, that shirt is very becoming on
you......of course, if i was on you, i'd be cumming too. |
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the word of the day is legs, so let's go
to my house and spread the word. |
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the only place i want to go is south of
the border. |
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hey you want to know what i heard about
you? fuck me and i'll tell you. |
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why don't you come over and we can do math
in the bed; add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and i'll multiply. |
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what's a nice girl like you doing on a
face like this? |
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nice dress, can i talk you out of it? |
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mmmmmmm, you bring new meaning to the word
"edible" |
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so, do you want to see something really
swell? |
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excuse me but is your last name
"gillette"......cause you are the best a man can get! |
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hey baby.....can you suck a golf ball
through 50 feet of garden hose? |
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my shirt's chaffing me..... |
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excuse me miss, do you give head to
strangers? (no) well, then, allow me to introduce myself. |
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they call me milk, because i do your body
good. |
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i miss my teddy bear. would you sleep with
me? |
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hey baby, wanna wrestle. |
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hi, do you want to have children?
(assuming the answer is no) ok then, can we just practice? |
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you must be the limp doctor because i've
got a stiffy. |
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i know milk does a body good, but damn,
how much have you been drinking? |
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they say the best things in life are
free....they lied( but i do accept american express) |
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this valentines day, i really want you to
know how i feel.....so you better use both hands. |
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you can feel the magic between us......no,
lower! |
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you're on my mind this valentine's
day.....i'd prefer you on my bed. |
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this valentine's day i want you to know
that i'm head-over-heels for you....and i know some other positions too. |
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i'd walk a million miles for one of your
smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. |
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you have 250 bones in your body, want
another? |
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if you were the last woman and i was the
last man on earth, i bet we could do it in public. |
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hey baby, can i tickle your belly from the
inside? |
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wanna play army? i'll lay down and you can
blow the hell outta me. |
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girl, if you were a porch i'd take out all
the nails and screw ya. |
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yo baby, i bust more nuts than a squirrel. |
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send out 6 copies of this within the next
96 hours or you will have bad sex for the rest of your life. |
