TIPS ON LOVE
From those that should know (all questions were answered by kids age 5-10)
WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED??
- Eighty-four, Because at that age, you
don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your
bedroom. (Judy, 8)
- Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going
to find me a wife. (Tom, 5)
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE??
- On the first date, they just tell each
other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. (Mike,
10)
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE??
- You should never kiss a girl unless you
have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos
of the wedding. (Jim, 10)
- Never kiss in front of other people. It's
a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing
to try it with a handsome boy, but just for few hours. (Kally, 9)
- It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always
slobber all over you... That's why I stopped doing it. (Jean, 10)
THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE
SINGLE OR MARRIED??
- It's better for girls to be single but not
for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them. (Lynette, 9)
- It gives me a headache to think about that
stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble. (Kenny, 7)
CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO
PARTICULAR PEOPLE
- No one is sure why it happens, but I heard
it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so
popular. (Jan, 9)
- I think you're supposed to get shot with
an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful. (Harlen, 8)
ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE
- Like an avalanche where you have to run
for your life. (Roger, 9)
- If falling in love is anything like
learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long. (Leo, 7)
ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE
- If you want to be loved by somebody who
isn't already in your family it doesn't hurt to be beautiful. (Jeanne, 8)
- It isn't always just how you look. Look at
me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet. (Gary, 7)
- Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are
can last a long time. (Christine, 9)
CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS
- They want to make sure their rings don't
fall off because they paid good money for them. (Dave, 8)
CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE
- I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't
happen when 'The Simpsons' is on television. (Anita, 6)
- Love will find you, even if you are trying
to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep
finding me. (Bobby, 8)
- I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm
finding fourth grade hard enough. (Regina, 10)
THE PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A
GOOD LOVER
- One of you should know how to write a
check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills.
(Ava, 8)
SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL
IN LOVE WITH YOU
- Tell them that you own a whole bunch of
candy stores. (Del, 6)
- Don't do things like have smelly, green
sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love.(Alonzo, 9)
- One way is to take the girl out to eat.
Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me. (Bart, 9)
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING
DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE?
- Just see if the man picks up the check.
That's how you can tell if he's in love. (John, 9)
- Lovers will just be staring at each other
and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food. (Brad, 8)
- It's love if they order one of those
desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it's just like how their
hearts are on fire. (Christine, 9)
WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY
SAY "I LOVE YOU"
- The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do
love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day. (Michelle, 9)
HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS
- You learn it right on the spot when the
gooshy feelings get the best of you. (Doug, 7)
- It might help to watch soap operas all
day. (Carin, 9)
HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE
- Spend most of your time loving instead of
going to work. (Tom, 7)
- Be a good kisser. It might make your wife
forget that you never take out the trash. (Randy, 8)
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